DreamZone’s ‘Hairy Twatter’ Trailer Appears
DreamZone Entertainment has released a two-minute-plus trailer for director Jordan Septo’s “Hairy Twatter” a fetishized spoof of Warner Brothers’ “Harry Potter” franchise.
Set to street on Aug. 28, the parody stars Seth Gamble as the beloved boy-wizard and Jessie Andrews as fan-boy fantasy Hormone Granger. The film marks Septo’s first collaboration with DreamZone Entertainment.
“The trailer is the perfect means of promotion for Hairy Twatter,” DreamZone Vice President Adam Hasner said.
“The title alone sells the [movie] itself. We’ve already become flooded with preorders. But with this remarkable preview, the demand will skyrocket.”
“Hairy Twatter” finds its eponymous hero dabbling in black magic in an effort to make the girls at Whore’s Wart’s School for Witches & Wizards grow hair on their bald “twatters.” Costars include Tyler Nixon as Ron, Michael Vegas as the villainous Draco and Katie St. Ives as blood witch Hella Trix.
Rounding out the cast are Tara Lynn Foxx, Nora Skyy, Sammy Grand and Logan Pierce.
Octomom Website Seeking $150,000 for New Home
Apparently Octomom Nadya Suleman may have started her porn career a little too late.
The mother of 14 whose Wicked Pictures‘ masturbation video Home Alone released just last month has set up a GoFundMe.com website seeking $150,000 to buy, well, a new home that would find her anything but alone.
Suleman’s La Habra California house was reportedly foreclosed on last month and she says doesn’t have the cash to find a new place for her mega-clan — thus the plea.
“Thank you so much for taking the time to visit my page. I am having to move out of my home soon and i’m [sic] very close to being able to buy a home for my kids. Your support is appreciated.
“Thank you again,” Suleman wrote on her site. So far, Octomom has raised only 1 percent of her goal from six donations.
One supporter, Felicia Payton who donated $5 wrote, “For the sake of her children, they need a home regardless of how you judge her. Most women do not and will not take on the responsibility but she has. Most women would give only one child to the system but she has not. I have children and it has been a long road, but I will do what I can for the sake of my children.”
The newbie porn performer also had her dancing premiere earlier July at the Playhouse Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale, Florida.
Smash’s ‘Notebook’ Parody Gets Release Date, Trailer
Smash Pictures has set an Aug. 16 release date for director Jim Powers’ “Diary of Love: A XXX Romance Adaptation of the ‘Notebook.’”
The adaptation, an erotic re-imagining of best-selling author Nicholas Sparks’ debut romance novel, about a star-crossed couple’s heart wrenching, love-conquers-all relationship, is toplined by newcomer Presley Hart and adult-features star Richie Calhoun.
According to producer Stuart Wall, “Diary of Love” will re-imagine key romantic scenes from Sparks’ story, including those set an amusement park Ferris wheel and on a lake in a rowboat.
“Diary of Love” is Smash Pictures’ second offering from its new line of romantic films, following the studio’s earnest relationship drama “Forever Love-Trust.” In September, the company will release its eagerly awaited send-up of author E.L. James’ erotic “Fifty Shades trilogy”.
“Diary of Love: A XXX Romance Adaptation of ‘The Notebook’” costars Lily Labeau, Lia Lor, Kimberly Kane, Logan Pierce and Johnny Castle.
‘Gabriel’s Inferno’ Primed as Next ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’
Berkley Books, an imprint of publishing giant Penguin Group, has acquired the erotic novels “Gabriel’s Inferno” and “Gabriel’s Rapture” from fan-fiction author Sylvain Reynard and indie publisher Omnific Publishing for a “substantial” seven-figures.
According to THR.com Berkley is now handling all publishing for the novels, including eBook and the forthcoming paperback run, for which it will print 500,000 copies.
Like E.L. James’ record-breaking Fifty Shades of Grey, “Gabriel’s Inferno” — previously titled “University of Edward Masen” — was initially written and posted as “Twilight” inspired fiction on sites such as FanFiction.net.
Omnific Publishing, an independent publisher specializing in romantic fare, retitled the novel “Gabriel’s Inferno” and made it available as an eBook in April of last year. Very little is known about the books’ author, other than he is Canadian and has published non-fiction works in the past.
“Gabriel’s Inferno” and its sequel, “Gabriel’s Rapture,” follow the romantic and sexual relationship between Professor Gabriel Emerson, a handsome and hedonistic Dante scholar and his “sweet and innocent” graduate student.
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