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Title: The Dark Knight XXX.
Talent: Aiden Ashley, Andy San Dimas, Christy Mack, Dani Jensen, Penny Pax, Brendon Miller, Brian Street Team, Clarke Kent, Derrick Pierce, Giovanni Francisco.
Non-Sex Performers: Tom Byron
Studio: Vivid.
Director: Axel Braun.
Extras: Two Disc DVD Collector Set, Non-Sex Version, Behind The Scenes, Positions Menu, Photo Gallery, Chapter Search, Previews.
Duration: 1 Hr. 31 Min.

 

Review:
When I knew this movie was coming out, I wasn’t expecting a lot from it since I already received a deception with Spiderman XXX, as I told, I felt that movie was just sex in costumes, and I know it received a lot of awards and whatnot, but I still say: just sex in costumes. Now, the time has come and I get to review Vivid’s The Dark Knight XXX, and honestly, I’m waiting for sex in costumes too.

Here’s the information we have on The Dark Knight XXX:
“A porn parody featuring a better Batman costume than it’s mainstream counterpart? A Catwoman who can actually kick ass? Zatanna? John Constantine? Nightwing? Poison Ivy? Batgirl? A Bane who can give his Hollywood counterpart a run for his money, and a Joker who’s creepier than the late screen legend???

Welcome to the Porn Parody event of the summer! From adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment and undisputed parody king Axel Braun, comes another epic exercise in geekgasmic film spoofing: The Dark Knight XXX.”

Sounds like a pretty cocky description doesn’t it? A better Batman costume than the mainstream Dark Knight movie starring Christian Bale? Well, I’m hoping not only the costumes are good in this movie from director Axel Braun and we can have at least a little interesting plot (even though I won’t be revealing everything to you). Here’s The Dark Knight movie review:

Penny Pax, Brendon Miller 
Batgirl is in trouble and she’s willing to put out with the scary Joker portrayed by Brendon, as long as he lets her and her father free. The story in this scene is great, Brendon is awesome as the Joker and Batgirl (Penny) is very beautiful. Sex in this scene was awesome, with great pussy pounding for a while, and awesome anal sex from the sexy Batgirl!!

Dani Jensen, Brian Street Team 
Nightwing gets pounded in a cool way before he gets to pound Poison Ivy’s red bush. The bad girl takes care of Nightwing’s kicked ass and makes him feel better with a BJ. After that, she takes the position of the pictures and the pounding starts. Sex was actually good, and Dani looked great, but nothing really kinky happened in this sex scene.

Aiden Ashley, Giovanni Francisco 
This is the only scene in which we’re having “The Dark Night” getting laid (and he’s not wearing his Batman costume). Catwoman shows up to his cabin in the woods and she’s ready to get some wood herself. I didn’t like Aiden’s outfit, and I found it funny that after almost no talk they start getting laid. The sex was just okay for me, too slow.

Christy Mack, Clarke Kent 
Here’s the thing about this scene: Zatanna is giving a show with a theater full of sleepy people (actually it wasn’t full), before she heads to the back, and starts giving head to John Constantine. Christy Mack was very beautiful and sexy in this scene, but she only gives head to Constantine. I know this is supposed to be about Comics, but John Constantine?

Aiden Ashley, Andy San Dimas, Derrick Pierce 
The last scene includes an unexpected twist that ends in what appeared to be a very hot threesome. Andy is a very hot girl, Derrick looked eerily similar to Bane from the actual Dark Knight, and sex looked promising until you notice Catwoman isn’t into girls. Axel lets sex flow in this scene, and you can tell she’s not into girls and that’s a big turn off!

Summing up:
The Dark Knight XXX from Vivid followed the same idea behind Spiderman XXX, there’s barely a plot, and sex takes over the movie instead. I honestly don’t get several things on this movie, and I watched the movie as closely as possible. My least favorite character was Aiden Ashley’s Catwoman.

She wasn’t as sexy as any Catwoman from a mainstream movie (that include Halle Berry), and the threesome of the movie was in part an okay threesome because she wasn’t into Andy, pushing Andy to the side to just masturbate. Derrick tried to make her eat Andy two or three times, but she just wasn’t into it, and that’s a big turn off. Taking turns at the guy and masturbating on the side isn’t a threesome for me.

The plot of the movie is very short, the best scene was by far Brendon Miller’s Joker. He was awesome and Penny was terrific too, and she even went for anal! Tom Byron looked very similar to Gary Oldman’s Commissioner Gordon.

As for the better costume than the mainstream Batman, I have to disagree, it was pretty much like the Batman video game, but the thing is: most of the camera shots only recorded Batman from chest and up. I think this movie needed way much better writing job, but the story is good enough to keep you entertained. I’m not sure if we really needed a John Constantine/Zatanna scene instead of more Dark Night plot. Spoiler Alert!: The DVD says: “A Legend Will Rise” and it was completely the other way around.

I’m giving the movie a “very good” rating because I loved the camera work on the “mountains” at the beginning, the use of the Batmobile, and the CGI moments of the movie. I give that rating also because of the awesome Bane, Joker, Nightwing and Batgirl costumes, and Brendon Miller’s acting as the Joker. Plus Axel Braun is always great behind the camera, and he’s very attentive to details.

3 Reasons to Watch The Dark Knight XXX:
* The first scene was awesome and a very promising start, Penny was beautiful and offered anal.
* Brendon Miller and Derrick Pierced were terrific as The Joker and Bane respectively.
* All the costumes of this movie were really cool.

Rating: 4 out of 5.
Very Good Movie.
   

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