Even though it’s Monday and we usually get you the most interesting news this day, we found nothing really interesting to show you in the porn news department, so we decided to show you the hottest movies that are coming soon for release, and you can already pre-order.
First of all, the only news we found interesting to display today:
Vivid Sets Online Premiere Date for ‘Dark Knight’ Parody
Vivid Entertainment announced today that it will premiere acclaimed parody director Axel Braun’s “The Dark Knight XXX” online at Vivid.com on Tuesday. The spoof is slated for DVD release on July 24 through the studio’s Vivid Super XXX Heroes imprint.
“The Dark Knight XXX” finds the tormented caped crusader (Giovanni Francesco) “living as a hermit in the wilderness, crippled by the haunting memories of his past life.” His return to Gotham City, however, proves imminent as terrorist Bane (Derrick Pierce) wrecks havoc on its citizens and abducts his one-time fiancée Kathy Kane (Andy San Dimas).
“I wanted to draw certain elements from the Nolan and Arkham City universes,” Braun said. “Spoof characters like The Joker, Bane, Nightwing, Zatanna and Catwoman in the same storyline, all while making sure the sex scenes were an integral part of the plot. The goal was to have a spoof with a cohesive story that is filled with sex scenes and entertaining, and I believe we totally succeeded.”
“The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody” costars Aiden Ashley as Catwoman, Penny Pax as Batgirl, Dani Jensen as Poison Ivy, Christy Mack as Zatanna, Brendon Miller as The Joker, Brian Street Team as Nightwing and Clarke Kent as Constantine. Tom Byron cameos as Commissioner Gordon.
You can subscribe to Vivid.com if you want to watch the movie debut online Tuesday July 17th 2012, otherwise you can pre-order The Dark Knight XXX DVD.
Here’s a brief list of other titles that you can pre-order:
PRE-ORDER OCTOMOM HOME ALONE PRE-ORDER GODFATHER XXX PARODY
PRE-ORDER THE OFFICIAL HANGOVER PARODY PRE-ORDER FIFTY SHADES OF GREY XXX
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