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Title: Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody
Talent: Aiden Ashley, Allie Haze, Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, Gia DiMarco, Jennifer White, Kimberly Kane, Rihanna Rimes, Danny Wylde, Derrick Pierce, Dick Chibbles, Lexington Steele, Rocco Reed, Seth Gamble, Tom Byron.
Non-Sex Performers: Jennifer Dark, Kylie Ireland, Lily Cade, Lizzy London, Rylie Richman, Andy Appleton, Belial, Benjamin Airey, Brian Street Team, Brynn Pryor, Chi Chi LaRue, Joe Spewgemante, Kris Kelvin, Kris Slater, Kyle Stone, Marcus London, Nick Danger, Peter O Tool, Ryan Driller, Ryan McLane, Shylar Cobi, Tommy Gunn, Tommy Pistol.
Studio: Vivid
Director: Axel Braun
Extras: Shot In HD, Behind The Scenes, Non-Sex Version, Positions Menu, Photo Gallery, Animated Chapter Index, Previews.
Duration: 2 Hrs. 54 Min.

 

Review:
Axel Braun teamed up with Vivid and they came up with another very interesting idea of a porn parody on Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody. There’s talk this is the most expensive porn parody ever, and after browsing some scenes I’m pretty sure it is. We have a lot of sex scenes here, when most porn parodies include 4 sex scenes. The sets in Star Wars XXX look very similar to the ones used in Star Wars. The female talent is very hot, the direction looks very good, but I already started reviewing.

Here’s the info included in the DVD artwork of Star Wars XXX:
“Award winning director Axel Braun teamed up with adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment to film the most ambitious porn movie ever made! Will Leia succumb to the dark side of the Force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky? You will get all the answers and much much more in the adult movie event of the year: Star Wars XXX – A Porn Parody! May the farce be with you!”

Star Wars XXX is definitely the adult Star Wars version you were looking for. You’re going to watch all the characters from the original having sex, yeah you’re going to watch Chewbacca in a threesome.

I also bet you that you never thought R2-D2 was such a naughty robot, and I think we all kinda suspected what this movie portrays: C-3PO as a twisted little fruit. Here’s the Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody movie review:

Allie Haze, Lexington Steele 
At first you’re under Vader’s POV when Leia is teasing you, showing and rubbing her pussy and boobs. That was pretty hot and Allie is a very sexy Princess Leia. She gives an amazing blowjob to Darth Vader. If you wanted a chance to watch Princess Leia Nude you’ll have to wait I guess, but I think it’s better to watch her with the costume on.

Jennifer White, Tom Byron 
Are you in the mood for an anal sex parody? ‘Cause Jennifer sure wanted to rob camera in Star Wars XXX offering anal sex to Obi Wan Kenobi. Jennifer looked fantastic very curvy, naughty, and with a great ass getting sodomized. I’m not sure if this was a set (I bet it was) but it makes you feel like you’re watching outdoors sex. Awesome!!

Aiden Ashley, Kimberly Kane 
This girls are just a couple of bar costumers who really got in the mood after some drinks. They are really hot, but I didn’t like their wigs. However, I understand they’re aliens in Star Wars XXX and they needed to look weird. The sex was sensual first, and then very intense with a lot of pussy licking, face-sitting and 69 action. Awesome!

Gia DiMarco, Rihanna Rimes, Danny Wylde, Derrick Pierce 
I wish all bars in the world were like this. 4 aliens are getting it on in the bar with no foreplay other than a blowjob for the guys. However, the scene turns very hot for the intensity, costumes, and the beautiful girls. There’s no swapping partners here, but the girls kissed with passion when they were getting fucked in front of each other. Hot foursome!

Brandy Aniston, Eve Laurence, Dick Chibbles 
I thought this scene from Star Wars porno was hilarious, Chewie getting horny with 2 super hot troopers, and making his characteristic roaring while he’s blown and fucked. There’s also anal sex from Brandy  in this threesome. Eve didn’t go that way, and there wasn’t much interaction between girls. Huge kudos to Dick for putting up with the costume!!

Allie Haze, Rocco Reed, Seth Gamble 
Han Solo, Princess Leia, and Luke Skywalker in a threesome? Yes, that’s the celebration we get in the last sex scene of the Star Wars porno. Allie made the entire job, the guys pumped, but she moved, jerked, blown, and kept the guys entertained, Leia is a naughty girl! As for the Princess Leia naked thing, well she was partly clothed. No DP, but hot!!

Summing up:
Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody is a movie that’s possibly going to take all the awards available in the adult industry. This is the way a parody should be, a movie with great storyline, a plot that could take your attention off sex (if necessary), Naked Gun type of jokes, super hot and varied sex, beautiful girls, great acting, great CGI work, and great direction, Star Wars XXX Porn Parody is amazing.

This adult Star Wars version is definitely something you don’t want to miss with Princess Leia naked getting it on with Han and Luke, Chewbacca involved in a threesome and purring or whatever is he does, there’s a lot of jokes. I laughed my ass off with Marcus London’s character especially at the end of the movie. He was amazing.

Now, I want to clarify something. I know I said Spider-man XXX was just a good movie, but was pretty much just sex in costumes, I said that because I knew Axel Braun was able to pull a movie like this one and he didn’t with Spider-man XXX. However, Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody is pure gold porn cinema, and you don’t want to miss this movie. Who said porn plots sucked?? Star Wars XXX is awesome!!

3 Reasons to Watch Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody:
* Star Wars XXX works wonderful in entertain you (even without sex). The plot is strong and funny!
* The sex is sizzling hot and very varied, with foursomes, threesomes, anal, girl on girl, etc.
* The acting and direction are very solid. Star Wars XXX is definitely an instant classic in porn, for real!!

Rating: 5 out of 5.
Awesome Movie.
    

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