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Title: I Can’t Believe I Fucked a Zombie
Talent: Rodney Moore, Caroline Pierce, Harper Leigh, Nikki Daniels, Rachel O.
Studio: Rodnievision.
Director: Rodney Moore.
Extras: N/A
Duration: 1 Hr. 49 Min.

Review:
If you wanted real horror porn for this Halloween, this movie from Rodnievision is the perfect movie for you. I Can’t Believe I Fucked A Zombie is a horror porn movie that’s going to make you want to squeeze under the couch because it’s a horrible and misleading movie. The girls aren’t even zombies!! (lol)

The artwork of  I Can’t Believe I Fucked a Zombie makes you think there’s a story, or at least short vignettes before each scene. Well, the only thing before the sex scene is each girl walking on the streets (just a couple of them to be honest) and walking on Rodney’s house before he gets to fuck them. They don’t even try to make you believe they’re zombies, they make you think they have a mental problem (starts with an R), and they’re horny. They just keep repeating “Fuck Me” instead of “Brains” as some zombie movies do it. Here’s the review:

Caroline Pierce, Rodney Moore.
This girl had the guts to walk on the street (I think a small, lonely park) in a slow pace and kept repeating “Fuck Me, Fuck Me”. She looked embarrassed to be doing this, but I guess she had to. Once she gets to Rodney’s place, he gets her naked and starts fucking her, doing nothing really out of the ordinary. She’s very curvy and cute, so that was good.

Nikki Daniels, Rodney Moore.
Nikki was the other girl who had the guts to walk on the street looking like a girl with mental issues, but she didn’t go for the slow pace, she was almost running. I think she was like “I’m doing is as fast as possible and let’s get the fuck outta here!”. She kinda reminded me of Marissa Tomei, she’s very cute and with a nice big ass. The sex again was just good enough.

Rachel O, Rodney Moore.
The only scene with a vignette. Rachel is talking on the phone about this strange dream in which she’s really horny and she’s in a trance, pretty much like a zombie. She goes to sleep and this happens to her again. Rachel’s got a very bubbly ass. The sex scene with Rodney was nothing extraordinary, it was just sex. We don’t get her to see wake up, to watch her reaction.

Harper Leigh, Rodney Moore.
Not to be rude but Harper was the creepiest girl of the bunch. She almost looked like a real zombie. She just walks in Rodney’s house like a zombie saying “Fuck Me” over, and over again. Only Harper and Nikki got their pussies licked. Harper has a very nice ass too, but again (and I hate to be repetitive) there’s nothing really cool about the sex  in this scene.

Summing up:
In all honesty, I Can’t Believe I Fucked a Zombie from Rodnievision is a horrible movie with regular sex. If you want me to name a few good things about this movie here they are: Nikki Daniels, Caroline Pierce, big asses, and some POV moments in every scene (however Rodney wanted to twist the camera to change the POV shots).

The movie isn’t an awful movie, but it is a lame movie if you wanted Halloween Porn. The sex is okay, nothing really cool, or different. Also, there are no extras at all. Remember, we’re focusing on Halloween Porn this week, and as Halloween porn movie this is a lame movie. As a porno, just okay, instead I recommend you Zombie Stripper if you’re into sexy zombies.

Rating: 2 out of 5.
Lame Movie.
 

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