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Title: Hustler’s This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX.
Talent: Aubrey Addams, Ron Jeremy, Hellie Mae Hellfire, Rihanna Rimes, Scott Lyons, Marco Banderas, Marco Rivera. Non-Sex: Tee Reel, Raylene.
Studio: Hustler.
Director: Axel Braun
Extras: Behind the Scenes, Photo Slide Show, Animated Chapter Index, Hustler Trailers.
Duration: 1 Hr. 18 Min.

Review:
If you haven’t hear about Lady Gaga you need to leave your cave and go to a music store immediately ‘cause you’re really behind in music news. On the other side, if you already know who Lady Gaga is and you always imagined her getting it on with people just for the sake of your personal urges, director Axel Braun and Hustler are giving you the opportunity to imagine her through the image of adult performer Helly Mae Hellfire.

This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX is a movie that offers 4 scenes, some celebrity porn scenes. The spoofing is nicely done, especially in the Larry King porn scene. There’s also some bits making fun of the next Jesus: Kanye West, and of course the always hot Sarah Palin (?), yeah don’t ask me, but Palin is here too. So, without further ado, I bring to you the review of This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX.

Helly Mae Hellfire & Rihanna Rimes.  
This was obviously a shot at making fun of Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” song featuring Beyonce. There’s a diva fight before they start making out. The scene could have been much better if Helly Mae would have tried to enjoy Rihanna’s pussy licking technique. The fake Beyonce put a lot of effort in this scene, but Gaga didn’t seem into her.

Helly Mae Hellfire & Scott Lyons.
For the next scene Lady Gaga goes to an interview with TV Host Larry King. After a brief comedic moment King cuts the interview and Gaga gets on her knees to blow the old dude. The sex was okay but nothing really hot.  I don’t think anybody wants to see a really old dude banging Lady Gaga, I have to say that Scott Lyons looked great as Larry.

Helly Mae Hellfire & Ron Jeremy.
This is definitely one of the dumbest and most awful scenes I’ve watched in my reviewing time. First, Lady Gaga is at a public restroom masturbating with toys (awful idea). Then, turns out the restroom was a man’s bathroom. Then, Ron Jeremy finds her there and he gets a BJ. On top of that awful idea, it’s terrible to watch Ron holding his cock all the time because he can’t get it up anymore.

Helly Mae Hellfire, Aubrey Addams, Marco Banderas & Marco Rivera.
After some acting sequences including Kanye, and Madonna. The material old woman and Lady Gaga take the two bodyguards to bang with them. The foursome is honestly bad, and I love crowded sex. However, they didn’t click at all together, and everything was like a dry humping scene. The scene honestly felt below average.

Summing up:
This Ain’t Lady Gaga XXX is a movie that offered a great idea and ended up with a very low budget outcome and lame sex scenes. It’s very difficult that a threesome or a foursome, or something with crowded sex don’t turn me on. However, the foursome on this movie was lame.

Lady Gaga isn’t as exuberant as Helly Mae Hellfire, and she’s not tattooed, and Ron Jeremy should hang the gloves or at least take a couple of Viagras if he wants to keep banging girls or get sucked. The only thing that I’d rescue from this movie would be Rihanna Rimes, the girl was cute, very hot and she put a lot of effort on her sex scene. I’m surprised super director Axel Braun and Hustler came up with a lame execution like this one!! Check out the Lady Gaga XXX trailer here.

Rating: 2 out of 5.
Lame Movie!!

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