Welcome to Coolest Porn Reviews!By Willy Milano Prieto
Hi extremely beautiful visitor!!
The movies in the slideshow are the movies you can expect this week. If you’re interested in the review for any of those movies, subscribe to Coolest Porn Reviews RSS Feed, so you’re up to date with the latest news and reviews from the porn industry!!
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In case you’re wondering, what the hell is this website about? I’ll explained it to you very simple: we review porn movies. In over seven years of experience I’ve learned that reviewing movies is complicated because we watch sex and still most reviewing companies want you to describe step by step the sex scene like the reader wants to imagine it. That sucks!
If you want a description of how sex is, you can go to wikipedia, a dictionary, or maybe to any of those erotic stories’ sites. I hate spoiling movies for people, yet, in some cases I had to do it, but not anymore. I’ve learned that the only important thing you need to know about a movie is:
Are there really cute girls in the flick?
How long is the movie?
Was the sex really hot?
Is is worth the money I’d spend on it?
Is the scene with my favorite actress/actor at least worth watching by pay-per-minute?
Where can I get this movie at a very affordable price?
We are managing to give you all the answers to each question. The reviews are completely honest; I’m not going to recommend you a movie where the girls aren’t hot. In case they’re not hot, but they could blow your brains out if they ever catch you in bed, I’ll let you know that, ’cause those are the girls we love. We don’t love an extremely beautiful, curvy woman that doesn’t move during sex, do we?
Also, I’d like to let you know that we’re signing up for the best affiliates in the industry to give you only the best price on the movie of your choice, it doesn’t matter if it’s a DVD, stream, download or snail mail rental, we’ll get you the best price possible. It’s going to take us some time to get you the best price, but we’re working on it.
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Willy Milano Prieto
(Former AIG CEO, and Former President Bush Economic Advisor. Now founder of CPR -Coolest Porn Reviews).